Wednesday, August 6, 2008

..be an international vagabond: a step-by-step guide


Step 1:
Choose a destination. This can be achieved by giving the globe of fate a good hard whirl, then planting your finger firmly on a completely random destination. Chances are you've already attempted this method, and chances are you just never imagined yourself floating in the Pacific. Alternatively, you could make a calculated decision based on budget, interest, and the likelihood that you'll return alive.

Step 2: Plan, plan, plan! Put that half-baked plan back in the oven, and start saving some dough (har har). It's important to start this process as soon as possible. I managed it by automatically allocating a percentage of each paycheck into a far off internet banking account with a high interest. Not having extra money for little indulgences* was challenging at first, but easy as pie after a few months. Also, start reading up on your chosen destination. The absolute best source: internet travel boards. The best of the best? Bootsnall.com and lonelyplanet.com. A travel board ain't nothin' but an out-of-date guide book if it's not frequented by current travelers. These boards are chocked full of useful information about which hostels to trust, which destinations are must see, and which places will give you Dysentery. If you're like me, you're inclined to put in some real travel time, so you should also keep an eye out for reputable study programs, job opportunities.. etc. 

*Note: Living on a budget means limiting your intake of iced-coffee from the Yuppie Cafe around the corner from your home or office. Hopefully, you will demonstrate better self control than I did.

Step 3: Gear Up and Get Out. Surprisingly, this is the most time consuming and expensive step. Preparing yourself for the big plunge might mean amping qualifications to ensure a variety of possible opportunities in foreign countries. In my case, this included learning Spanish and becoming qualified to teach English as a foreign language (TEFL). If you are not equipped with the proper travel tools, I suggest studying up on consumer reviews to determine the best quality for your meager dollar. Its also time to start spreadin' the news*. For some, this news might be interpreted as a suicide notice. Others will be thrilled that you've finally decided to grow a pair, and will probably begin making plans to join in on the adventure.

*Warning: your mother might cry.